Have a funny card idea that you think Hallmark would publish? Enter it in their Watch What You Say Contest, between today and November 20th. The winning card will be a "funny birthday card that can be sent to anyone," and you can enter up to three card ideas. There's no fee to enter, but there is one catch: you can't use the words OLD, SPECIAL, or PARTY anywhere in the card.
Winning cards will be announced later in November. Contest winners will receive $250, with the potential of earning $250 more.