Kalan LP's novelty line

In addition to producing greeting cards, Kalan also makes novelty items like magnets, bumper stickers, and shot glasses.  Kalan is open year-round to one-liners and slogans for these products, and submissions are reviewed at certain intervals.  Payment for one-liners is $75.  (If you have a Facebook account, click on the link on Kalan's page to see their current guidelines and any updates they may have posted.)